||[Sep. 14th, 2006|02:10 pm]
Omelette du fromage
A short history|
Australia is estimated to have been inhabited by the aboriginals for 48,000 to 42,000 years.
In 1970, the eastern part was first claimed by the British. Seeming like an endless desert, they threw all their prisoners down their to get rid of them and throw them to fucking hell because they fucking hated their ugly guts and wanted them to die slowly in deep excruciating pain. A fairy godmother came over to save them, but was raped twice, by everyone there, even the retired people and the children. Afterwards she was boiled alive in a huge cauldron and eaten with pineapple bits. So today, old people tell the tourists (when they ask for directions to the nearest McDonalds) : Three hundred years ago, my great, great grandfather came to Sydney from London by ship, and he fucked the fairy grandmother. And that’s why I am here!